...See, in order for that to work, you'd need to formulate a hypothesis based on prior observation, randomly choose kittens from a population, then actually write down that hypothesis plus your experimentation procedures, and then set up control and variable groups, before doing the exploding.

And after the exploding, you'd have to document the results for each group and write down whether the results followed your hypothesis, and why they did or didn't.

.....that is /illusions/ job. i just provide the kittens edit in cool music into the footage

Nah, even with just providing the kittens, you'd have to make sure that you're sampling the correct and large-enough population, and you'd have to devise some mechanism of picking the kittens so that they're randomly chosen.

does 'off the street and out of every open window' count as random?

Nope, because you're taking in the kittens that are closest in proximity to you.

....I'm making this difficult just because I can xD

Nope, that's a distinctly biased population. They're likely to have a lot of traits in common.

dude, i am the /universe/ my sample is the universe's kittenload

Allow me to tell you my hypothesis, cute kittens will attract people to the site, but then neglecting posting and spending time on the site makes your kittens neglected and explode. Forcing users to spend even more time on the site to keep their kittens cute and not explodey. But kittens still age and explode after a long period of time, but if a kitten is raised right that kitten that explodes will explode a liter of other cute kittens!

See, I actually get turned OFF by virtual pets that can die.
But let me ask this, can we have bat kittens? OMG I'd love bat kittens! ^_^

But they explode into even more kittens if you take care of them! :O

I'd be into that!

o, ,O Kittens? Did someone mention kittens?

and than mention the kittens explode.. :p-evil: which oddly enough would probably make me stay away to see that happen..

but yea.. in an odd sense, if I had a virtual pet, I would more or less be around more to take care of the pet.

Through, in honesty, you can just bribe me with a nice pixeled coffin for my avatar. :p-smile:That would keep me coming around more, haha.

ok i'll add that to the list!

You people and kittens... I would like to tell you the universal truth... cute baby anythings tend to attract people. Like a horde of Zombies to fresh brains. I am a fan of corgis and cute little baby bears. Also Pikas.

Um...cookies? Or...cakes? Or or...um...newbie shop for older items thats admin run?

Wait I heard Corgis, I vote Corgis.