No no.. He loves his orphan meat, and exotic animals ready to be extinct.. Oh and famous peoples souls.. Well lets just say he eats cities and yeah.. Hmm...

How about this...

Whoever can create a creature more terrifying then Mr. Tweetums? xD

Illusion is more terrifying than Tweetums x'D

Pfft.. No I'm not...
*Begins playing a organ made out of human organs*
OOOH EEEEECUUULAAAAA!!!

And he does all of this without wearing underwear! Terrifying! x'D

Make a love interest for Mr. Tweetums. There you go!

xD

How about... The most.. Terrifying.. UNDERWEAR YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!

You mean the kind Mr. Tweetums would wear?

(sorry, bored. Can't help poking into things at the moment)

I dunno I'm just trying to come up with something...

How about... Whoever... Makes.. The.. Best.. TV DINNER WINS!

Or whoever makes Illusion explode into confetti first wins x'D

....
No no.. Better...
Whoever can.. FIND THE HOLY GRAIL WINS!

The Holy Grail is with Illusion's missing underwear.

Or the Castle Auuuugh. One of the two.

D8! That's a radioactive mission!

HI I'M ILLUSION! ILLUSION THE EXPLORER!
And I need YOUUUUR help!
We need to find the holy grail!
But first we need to know where to go.. Say MAP!
....
GOOD JOB!
It looks like we have to go throoough the pedophile's house...
Aroooound the Pacific ocean.
And then we will be at the temple on the hill!

House! Ocean! Temple on the hill!
House! Ocean! Temple on the hill! :D
Come on vaminos! Everybody lets go!

Illusion...I think you just moved up several notches in the creepy-meter x'D

Hurry no time to explain! You must jump in the pants while I sing the national anthem while drinking a glass of water! That way the evil mangos won't make Cinnamon bun ships to cross over to tooth brush island where the decay lives and ask their god for the power of cleanliness! Because once that happens.. THEY WILL MAKE ME TAKE A BATH AND SMELL LIKE RASPBERRYS! WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH MANGOS LOVE THE SMELL OF RASPBERRYS!

*Twitches and reaches instinctively for firearm that is not present*

Illusion is lucky today. ;)