Owls and coffee, yay XD

Forget the coffee, I need a bat nap ;3;

That pun... stop

also I never had bean juice as a kid

BUT BAT NAAAAPSSSSS XD
[I know you werent referring to me, but, I wanted to make a funny xD]

All the puns must be stopped xDDDD

What about the owl who drinks peppermint mocha, though? Would that be one of those pygmy owls?

Also, baby ravens have icy blue eyes.

Good question. Or pumpkin spice.

My stomach can’t handle coffee, so none of these apply.

...On the rare occasion I do drink it, I usually go for iced black coffee, no sugar, no cream.

I have discovered that my local uni campus branch has a chocolate chai latte and it's the best thing.

Yeah, ravens and crows are their own things. If you've ever had to deal with a raven, they aren't too pleasant, and they are larger than you think. They also have a rough and heavy look to their heads and beak.

I think a crow is a member of the jay family, and there are at least two types that I've dealt with. The common crow is the larger one that is pretty much all over North America iirc, and the western/coastal crow is smaller and hangs out on the west coast. I think Canuck would be a coastal crow. The crows I dealt with up in the northern area of the province were probably common crows, the locals called them ravens all the time. They never sounded like a raven when I heard them the odd time.

We get some owls around here. I think a barn owl once, and we have a good picture of a barred owl in a tree, and another shot of a great grey.

Nitro cold brew has gotten popular enough that even some Starbucks have it. Maybe that would be easy on the stomach? The foamy aspect is actually pretty pleasant.

Ravens are pretty amazing; had one basically pose for photos a few years back. Got some cool pics from that.

Ew. Foam.

mdom, what's wrong with puns? XD

I love cold brew, or cold bean juice, whatever. xDDD

i'm more of a tea person, actually....

I just got done making Halloween shaped gingerbread cookies. (cat, pumpkin, bat and candy corn shaped)
I decided to double the recipe and ended up with around 160 cookies. I'm never doing that again, it took me all day to make them. XD

Nothing wrong, they just... well I hate and love them at the same time.
Intensely

I usually don’t pun. Not particularly good at it.

...but you wouldn't deem them pundamentally wrong either?

Also if they aren't your strong suit, does that imply your skills are kinda... puny?

god, what i wouldn't do for either a vanilla or caramel milkshake right now.

up-town, there was a cafe that used to do vanilla or caramel milkshakes, and they were really fucking good.

human, please. have you ever tried a vanilla milkshake?

you are human, yes?

neither am i, honestly. XD

also, i'd prefer a vanilla milkshake if there wasn't an option for cookies~n~cream =)

then i'll probably call you a human. after all, five cats in a trenchcoat? that's impossible.

nyoom nyoom, candy time in five to six days.

on one of the other forums i'm on, the options for one's gender are:

*male
*female
*not telling
*kraken
*Literally just six cats of varying gender identities sharing a suit of human skin
*non-binary

so... yeah. =)

Wow, maybe I'm really cats in a skin suit and never knew it.

well, i know i was a cat in a previous life, so maybe!

I'm two dozen squirrels in a trenchcoat.

...Kidding, I'm actually a robotic construct.

Trystan, please give me the url of that forum. I feel the inexplainable urge to sign up for the sole reason I can click the cats sharing a human skin option and have grumpy cat as my avatar.

that forum has more gender options than facebook does.

Better gender options. That's the whole point here.

covfefe

endless gender options.

"Literally just six cats" is one of those gender options you don't even realize you need in your life until you encounter it for the first time.