Why indeed? I wonder that myself.
XD
(I say, as I try to overachieve in the Muse thread and do a big-ish project instead of just doing something small, simple, and quick...)
Lol

Derpy's cousin is indeed cute.

Hey, with that many projects, how will we defeat the margarine fleet!!

Fear not! Captain Derpy will lead the Butter Pirates to victory!

DbM, I think you lost your captainship to Derpy xD

Always those mutinys XD
I think we need a bigger fleet.

It ain't fun if there's no mutiny!

I thought that's what you say for the rum.

Rum is what causes the mutiny. We drink and create some ruckus.

Just orange juice for you then.

NEEEEIGH.
I protest! It doesn't even go with butter!

I'll buy you a coffee if you bring me a ship.

Derpy waddles over, pulling a small ship.
"I bwought you a ship!"

You seem already well adept in piracy. Here's your booty *hands Derpy a cup of coffee*

My ship is already made of butter. Your butter cannons will merely make it bigger! Ha!

Also Rum-butter is a thing! A Glorious thing! Derpy's shiny cousin likes it very much.

"I watch ALLL the piwate movies! Imma be the best piwate ever!"
Derpy quickly drinks all the coffee.

Death by Mirrors vs Quiet Man Cometh!
May the best three word username win

Everyone gets butter >:V 10 pounds of butter

Butter's better for toast, imo. and for baking.

"Butter's for making cookies!"

I wonder... if we make cannonballs out of cookie dough and fire them, would they end up readily baked cookies? Probably not, but it still sounds like a rad thing to try. Get your cookies ready! Down with the biscuit fleet!

They would probably end up balls of cookie dough with something of a burnt crust, potentially making them something explosive.

Cookie dough! Cookie dough! Cookie dough!
I'll eat the cannon balls nomnomnom

Pretty sure you'll end up with something akin to chinese fighting muffins.

D:
those aren't edible!

"Awwww....I'm hungwy now!" Derpy pouts.

Awww I want that egg! I got 5 and got a repeat of the shoes one

I bought 4 on Derpy and got 2 of the drawing and 2 fairy.

*wanders through, knitting as she walks*

Watcha making, Den?

the under petticoat of a Victorian Baby Doll Ensemble (aka outfit). The darn thing's gonna be about 11 inches long, but will be covered up by more layers later on.

Oooh, cute! Sounds like potentially a lot of work, but overall, a pretty neat project.

Does Derpy want some buttered toast? ouo

"Can I have jam too?"

Derpy I owe you my life

Derpy clings to your leg. "I take cookies too."

A batch of chocolate cookies for Derpy!

"Yay! Chocowate cookies!"

They're all for you!
I used some butter from the rival ship

Of course you can have jam! :3

I've been working on it off and on for a total of around 9 or so hours. I haven't even gotten to the waist decrease. Fuck garter stitch and fuck my bright idea to give this a go, but I'll be damned if I let it defeat me!!!