...I’ll just... perch myself at the bar... with a line of vodka shots.

-makes one a silver rum shot instead- muahahhahahahha

I don't want to be racist, but I'm still human
and jellosexual, of course

That's evil. I like it.

Jellosexual.
It completely matches you mdom.
You should change the tag under your name to that XD

-gags- ...dafuq is this shit.

-pours silver patron instead-
don't mind me
-pours a random water shot and mixes all the lined up shots together-
muhahhahahahahha
I am chaos.

*promotes SparX to official barkeeper*

See, if it’s strawberry vodka, I’d smell the difference. With just plain vodka (and depending on how hammered I am), I probably wouldn’t be able to catch it.

Remind me not never ask for shots here...

=D WE all going to be disappointed in here!

https://media.giphy.com/media/WZDa5fUDPfn1e/giphy.gif

Just wait until the mechanical bull riding tournament is about to begin.

I always wanted to do that actually

Me too. They just don't have any at our local arcade...
Don't even have air hockey anymore >.>

THAT IS AN OUTRAGE

I KNOW RIGHT

Air hockey is the best.
I even had one at my house for a while until my husband spilled soda all over it and ruined it.

DID U KNO
nobody wanted to play air hockey with me :(((( I said I'd pay
but my friends were ehhhhh =////

I WOULD PLAY AIR HOCKEY WITH YOU HELLA

AND SO WOULD I!

(Sometimes it's really a pity y'all live so far away)

Nobody plays uno with me
it's a sore subject with my friends XD

That is something we can do online at least.

https://play.unofreak.com/game?join-Trisphee

I was lost, but now am here.

Come one, come all - still five minutes time to join us for a breathtaking deathmatch of uno. Free lasagna included.

The logics of Lasagna - a Debate by sparx
XD

*nods* Now with 20% more scientific samples.

of lasagna

Where is everyone? *looks around*

Usually lasagna works wonders as click bait o.o

agreed. It's ok, it's a true death battle now ;D

I was having dinner!!!

YOU WERE LATE
NOW I AM LEAVING IN ANGER AT LOSING
actually its to go get my sides shaved but still.
DBM kicked my ass XD

I'M SORRY I'm a busy person that has dinner time!!!

xDD go DBM!!!

I may be tempted to try to play again later on that site though =x

xD
then we'll meet... later

So since this is a [M] thread
I feel I need to point out that one of the kisses under my belts is on my nipple.

And I'm looking forward to the next match, even though I'll head to bed now. Have a nice evening!

Gah! Don't start the mature topics when I'm about to leave O.O

Dream of SparX' nipples, DBM xDDD

That might very well happen XD

-Pushes open the door, and flops down on an empty seat-
... I sure hope you have Horchata and Nachos - my stomach is screaming for them.