Our lovely thread is now stuck up.

Ignoring the idea of neutering eggs, wouldn't it be great if eggs could multiply on their own? Wouldn't it be better to forget to, uh, neuter them?

It's possible to have too much of anything. Even eggs. Though that would definitely make third world, and collage student, hunger much easier to fix.

And homeless hunger, too.

But the Eggs lack a population control, so would overrun the world! Unless...aha! We eat the eggs! Now, how to serve egg...

NOG! XD

"You decided to write an egg fanfic! There are (x) characters so far..."

"You cut into a warm slice of pie, but get (x) sticky eggs instead."

I get the feeling the mods and admins are adding quotes even as we post 'em.

Same here. XD

Either that, or they told us the wrong number at first.

Edit: found already

And...out till tomorrow. Happy quote hunting!

G'night, Law! *hug*

"They say you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs... Well. Time to prove them wrong with these (x) eggs!"

This is up here but still
"You sneezed out an egg! It was so confusing, you did it 85 more times before recovering. It's probably fine"
that concerned me much.

Very hard... is "boogers" a bad word?

I don't think it is.
sneezing 86 times would be XD

I think one would get a brain slosh concussion from that many sneezes. No, that is not the scientific name, but that's what happens... the brain bouncing off the inside of the skull.

What would one call that scientifically?
I've also been bombarded recently with eggs falling from the sky.
odd things.

I don't knowwwww. Can't remember, because my brain is sloshing because of need to sleep. XD

I better get going. Will return to Wonderland tomorrow! It's only a day away!

I don't understand how this works xD

Do I make my own quote or something?

Nevermind, I got it.

Here's mine:
Just follow your nose! The trail leads to a buried treasure chest full of (X) eggs.

i just got #37 (that's the number it is in the second post) and i thought it was totally amusing... since i've been offline since last night!

'An admin giggles and hands you X eggs. There's a joke written on each one...They're all about eggs.'

and i got new (?!?) text? 'You had a dream about eggs. You woke up with X eggs in your bed. Spoopy.'

another new text? 'One fish, two fish, red...Egg? EGGS! X of them!'

and... 'You were conned into taking X eggs. wonder if they'll hatch...'

It is an unceasing torrent of eggitude.

i just got the 'You were conned into taking X eggs. wonder if they'll hatch...' again.

and increasing eggs are good, Galla!!

and... 'There's a knock on the door. It's a suitcase filled with X eggs.'

XD

'Egg scientists have released a study showing that X egg scientists outperform regular scientists!'

You try to read the hilarious egg joke you got for posting, but you realize your eyes have turned into eggs.

ohohohhohoho.

eep! that sounds creepy, SparX!

'A flock of chickens fly overhead and pelt you with X eggs.'

'All those moments will be lost in time, like these X eggs.'

I am all out of egg puns. But the messages will never stop!

How eggciting.

*playing catch-up now. Went to run an errand, and will soon be vanishing to work on cosplay stuff that got neglected yesterday*

*glompa Den* Did you get my wall message?

Some of these are down-right dangerous. "You find a ball pit...jump in...it was actually eggs!"

some of the egg messages are punny. Terribly punny.

This, this is just too funny! XD
http://i.imgur.com/uxUkUQ2.png?1

Edit:
How come there's no number listed? o.o

Not all the quotes will have numbers listed for the amount of eggs you get.

It makes me think of the guy laying an egg after he insulted the ninja.

There are a lot of different messages. I'll post here if I see any that you don't have Den.

You found a giant egg! When you touched it, it hatched 96 smaller eggs.

That one cracked me up. Dang, that would have been good for the egg pun thread.

The puns have been proliferating almost as fast as the eggs.

Just got the Dr. Seuss one and it really tickled me.