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A: A tripod
Q: What is the best thing in the world? |
I think you misunderstood the concept, Ireland. You provide a question to Salone's answer:
Q: What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening? And then you a give an answer the next person has to make up a question for: A: A duck! |
Q. What else floats?
A. The craziest game you'll ever see. |
Q: What is Asylum Tycoon 37?
A: One jar of marinara, two pints of yogurt and a chocolate bar. |
Q. What's sweet, bitter, sour, savory, and will make you vomit?
A. A one-time presidential hopeful. |
Q: What is something that Mit Romney once was?
A: A very famous face |
Q// Who is that guy that played Gandalf in The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, and Magneto in The X Men?
A// Fancy Goldfish. |
Q. What are you eating there?
A. It's all over the floor! |
Q// Why are you crying over spilled milk?
A// Because I am a ninja! |
Q. Why are you dressed up like Batman?
A. Because I'm Batman. |
Q: Doctor, where is that donated brain?
A: A gerbil and regret. |
Q// Hamtaro?
A// YMCA! |
(GAAH! Ninja'd on my post! Oh well)
Q: Where are you staying tonight? A: Oh god no! BEEEEES! |
Q// When I'm done with my invasion of Earth, what will I make war on next?
A// Ride the pig! |
Q: How will I get across all of this mud?!
A: The horse. |
Q:: Where did the cheese go?
A:: Jimmy licked it. |
Q. Why is the television wet?
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A. Twelve, actually. |
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Q: Weren't there supposed to be 11 bodies? A: It's in the shop. |
Makes me wonder if we should start using this format:
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A. It's a grommicking frobnosticator! |
(Maybe!)
Q: What in the world is this device? A: Jellied eels. |
(Curses! You're too fast for me Salone!)
Q// What the hell are those things!? A// I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. |
Q. What do you have all standing in a row there, my good showman?
A. That's who I'm gonna call! |
Q// Who's your daddy?
A// FLY YOU FOOLS! |
Q - Why do you want to return the soup, sir? Is there something wrong with it??
A= A bunch of bananas |
Q: Why are you wearing a bowl of coleslaw on your head?
A: To protect me from the attack of flying orangutans. |
Q - Why are you working out so hard?
A- Mostly dogs, sometimes cats. |
Q: Who is more likely to have eaten the spagetti?
A: 84x-7^2 is equal to the color orange. |
Q- Do you know anything about the frequencies of light?
A- I lost count after it turned night. |
Q: How many raindrops fell during the storm?
A: It happened yesterday. |
Q- When did you rob the store?
A- It's not standard procedure. |
Q-Why are you marking my head like that?
A- Arrogance is a blessing to the fallen |
Q: Why are they undead?
A: Two people |
Q: How many people fit in your bathtub at once?
A: No, you should ask an older person about it. |
Q: Do you know about the birds and the bees?
XD A- The negative factor is actually the driving force. |
Q-How will the maching work with that negative factor?
(you see I know all about physics and stuff) A- No, I don't think you should apologize for that. |
Q: My bosses newphews sisters neice aunt works somewhere and I offended her should I make it up to her?
(not a real story) A: Magnitudes of horses rode straight into the horizon and took off into the sky to the stars. |
Q: How would you describe My Little Ponies trying to make a rainbow?
----- A: You should mix the flour in before, not after. |
Q: Why is my gravy lumpy?
(true story, watch out for that) A: Classical yet Crass |
Q: Why don't chimpanzees like peanut butter?
A: Because stars glitter at night. |
^pss your question must be answered by the answer above you xD
Q - Why do the stars need to sleep during the day? A- No, it's not right!! |
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