The $9 place had an option for a charcoal waffle cone with gold leaf around it. Bought it for my mom and she quite enjoyed it! It was a nice treat, kind of like going to a zoo and having a close and personal experience with an exotic animal. Minus the animal part, and adding the eating part. Something you did once and never again. lol

Yeah, a lot of places that sell things super expensive aint that good. They usually use the excuse of having "professional" chefs or something. Or like, "these ingredients have come all the way from a mountain side in Ethiopia surrounded by lava and guarded by rabid monkeys. The ingredient is only good after the local shrew population vomited a berry mix on it." Or some crazy back story about how people died to bring you the food.

mdom- yeah... I love chocolate and all, but you need some sort of variety. Maybe chocolate chip and vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup? Or mint ice cream? Or even just remove the chocolate chip part.

vanilla and caramel are the combination I like best. but I'm game for pretty much anything ice cream related.

i actually sort of enjoy mint.

just not in toothpaste.

i mean, you could totally have less animal and more eating at the zoo if you are ok with not being allowed back

that's mildly horrifying, chocobo.

yum yum koala!

Caramel isn't bad... It's just gotten a bad rep for me with all those dumb apples. Why would you ever dip a green apple into caramel? How do people find that enjoyable? Sliced I understand, but whole? On a stick? Are you crazy?! No thank you. So now I stay away from caramel because of that treat.

choco - Pretty sure more would happen than just not being allowed back in. Like, you'd need to smuggle in a whole barbecue set. Or smuggle the animal out. That's quite a bit of planning, and most animals don't play nice if you try and stuff them down your shirt.

True, true. Plus you get a nice little explosion in your mouth. Just like gushers candy!
Still... You run the risk of the tiny animal fighting back and chewing on the inside of your mouth.

i mean, why not take a rock or sommat? if you are going to eat it then i think leaving it alive until the last moment might not do

Which would at the very least give your family a great story to tell at gatherings, and your mortician a good laugh.

I want my food fresh tho. Fresh and not dirtied by a rock. Got to clean the rock first!

rocks. rocks. rocks.

gotta pick up the rocks.

No. Put down the rocks, you don't know where they've been. Dirty, dirty rocks.

EATS THE ROCK