WHAT did you do to my room o.O

I can't even go to therapy huh

*attempts to hide empty tubes of superglue*
N..nothing...
>.>

nothing was done, i promise.

Derpy yawns and wakes up. He stares for a moment at the items on the ceiling.
"I did a magic!" He declares proudly.

YAY, you are online :D

time for shenanananananigans!

i'd tell a few riddles, but my hard drive has been cleared of them, regrettably.

Aww, maybe search on google for more?

how do I unglue all that stuff from my ceiling

something something about coffins.

hang on, i've got one.

the more there is, the less you see. what am i?

uhh mist?

doesn't work if the answer is coffins

yeah, mist, fog, people and darkness are completely valid answers to that riddle.

oooh I feel smart now xDDD

ye.

one of the worst ideas i've ever had and it's wilson, but as an african gray parrot.

as... an... what
how would he survive

i have no idea, but they're apparently one of the smarter pet birds.

oooh did not know that!