LOL *rolls around*

Weird people every where

Duce is made of death this week. X_x;

duce need to be alive

Duce needs to get really really really really drunk or something.

lol you just need a day of relaxation

That's what today was supposed to be. XD I spent all day in bed, but then I realized I hadn't eaten or drank anything except nyquil..I still need to go in for inventory tomorrow, but hopefully after that I have two days off to recover.

Duce and I should go drinking together. xD
let's be drunk!! x3

Lets all be drunk... with happiness

HAPPINESS = A BOTTLE OF VODKA!!! <3

My happiness is a person called Michael. xD
And sweets. Sweets are also my happiness.

lucky for people who are freaking in love.
BAH.

I'm not in love!
I'M JUST ALL MUSHY AND HAPPY
>////////<

you sound like you're very much in love. xD
*sigh* I wish I were to. xD

O.O i have good Polish vodka

but that's because you're polish.
just americanized. lmao

Yes yes i am... some of it is actually illegal

some of the polish vodka?
oh my
what a naughty hyjin.
You must be jailed. muahaha.

Pfff no one else drinks it... and its dumb that its illegal. It tastes good

then what part is illegal?

I really dont know... but it is illegal

Do you think its because it has a high alcohol content. Like Moonshine

and I found a link about it:http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000...026203578.html

no its not high alcohol content...

Edit: oh hey look that is the alcohol i have

LOL I think that why it's banned in the US

why is it banned?

Apparently because of a chemical which can occur naturally and randomly in buffalo grass. XD

They say they don't want anything potentially toxic allowed on market.

its a duce o-o hiiiii

/coils up in a corner/ ;A; I hate cramps...

my period's almost over! one more day. Buahaha.

My period ended two days ago. =A= I had no cramps during it. I usually have cramps before my period, sometimes an occasional one while having it, or after it's over. Very rarely do I have cramps after my period. It hurts like high Hell.

Toxic... idk about that...

I get cramps during my period. All in those 6 days.

Lol... that is funny

> n > periods aren't funny.

Periods are a serious matter. >.< And painful.

D: it's so serious, it bleeds.

Yeah.
My ex was all like "How are you still alive when you're bleeding that much?!"
I laughed pretty hard. xD

tell him, "Because I'm badass."

I told him it was normal. xD

To me its funny...