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The secretary is grinninge because he knows the bunnies, even if they were real, would not want to take over Canada. He doesn't plan on telling Canada that though.
Canada is flying through the paperwork knowing that the other's are teasing him. He is aware that the bunnies are fake and don't plan to take over his country. |
Excuse William while he dies. He's laughing that much...laughing to the point of where he's crying actually a bit. He likes being here for sure now. "But...the bunnies.......they still love yoooooou." He says between laughing. He can't make anymore bunnies right now. The army will have to wait for now.
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"I doibt they love me." Canada says. "They are pieces of paper folded together to resemble a bunny, they don't really have feelings."
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That's when William finally stops laughing and turns the still teary eyes on Canada. "How can you say that? How can you hurt your children like that again? No wonder they're evil. Their mother won't except their love. But daddy loves you!"
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Canada gave aigh and knew he had been defeated in this battle. He gave the bunnies one last glare which cause his secretary to give a stiffled laugh before saying, "Mommy loves you."
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William just giggles a bit. "See mommy loves you too! He just has a bit of a hard time admitting that he loves you my children!" Yes, William is a bit insane, but it's due to a lot of boredom. Seriously. He gets way too bored which leads to insanity apparently. "Now, a happy family!"
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Canada is still eying the bunnies but now has a smile. He does not mind that William is insane, everyone has their own brand of insanity. "Shall Damien be the crazy aunt of this family unit?"
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"Sure! He can be auntie! The bunnies certainly don't mind another family member....or five billion. Whichever." God help them, William is making more bunnies. "So be nice to your nieces and nephews!"
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Both Canada and the secretary echange glances that say 'What do we do now?' 5 billion paper bunnies were alot of bunnies, more then either of them could handle. Canada sighed, "5 billion bunnies?"
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William just giggles. "It's just an estimate." He just smiles. "Bunnies like to multiply. I just don't know how much." And so, he starts making more of the paper bunnies. "If they start multiply on their own....beware. That I can't control. And then there's no telling how many there could be."
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Canada stares at horror at the growing bunny armada then returns to his work knowing that it is safer then the bunnies. The secretary is grinning, as though enjoying the complications Canada is having. "Where will you and Canada keep them though? Because I don't think this room can hold 5 billion bunnies."
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William just giggles seeing Canada stare in horror. "There's more room in the world than just this room...and you shouldn't ignore the bunnies. They make the bunnies sad. And evil. That too." He states simply while making more bunnies.
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Canada places his stuffed polar bear on the table and calmly says, "Birth control." The secretary gives him an incredulous look and Canada returns to his work.
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"One bear cannot take out that many bunnies." But William does giggle a bit. "But nice try. You need many more bears than that. They don't multiply as fact as bunnies." And he's still making more of them. "So have fun with the bunnies!"
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The bear just stands there and Canada frowns. "At this rate I'll be covered in bunnies by New Years." The secretary has managed to collect several bunnies and was drawing small facial features on them. He even gave a few collars that said 'Canada is my mommy and William is my daddy'
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"But bunnies are good! Long as you love them that is...." William still isn't stopping with the making. There is still paper. He sees what the secretary is doing and makes this happy noise. "Yay! Now everyone can know they're ours!"
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