Don't know which would be worse for him - hard boiled and bumps and bruises or ooey gooey fresh ones.

Ich. -shudders at the thought of the gooey new ones-

I have this image of Coda standing with long trails of ooze from his head to his toes. LOL

Hah, that is a pretty funny image.

I'd think the fresh ones would be worse. think of the mess...

A Yolk monster rises from the cracked eggs, and gives you what's left of its brethren. You get X eggshells.

>.> I tried to make one up...here's another one (also made up):

The new digital sensation, Yolkaloid, is launched. When playing music, it sends you X eggs.

Those are great!

I like those quotes. To bad they aren't real ones.

Yeah! Hey, Toho! Get Lawtan on writing new egg quotes! :D

Those would be fun to read. :D

Lawtan tries to play a parody song, but just comes up with more eggs. An eggsong?

Eggilicius Yolkalis! You are now X eggs!

The eggs have become sentient and taken over planet Deivai! They for one welcome their new egg overlords.

After a drawn-out duel between a bird and a rabbit, you collected X eggs.

I hope your happy! Thanks to you, Trisphee smells like X rotten eggs!

After falling into an unknown area, you are inspired by finding X eggs!

Lawtan doesn't know where these comments are suddenly coming from. Her brains must be scrambled. References to Trisphee lore, my worldbuilding, and pop culture are present.

Those are great, Lawtan!

Those are great! I'm going to have to try to come up with some egg quotes of my own! Well...I probably wont, but it would be interesting to see how many different things we could come up with.