Trisphee was built on perverts o3o,

Oh? We've been asking for a stripper fireman pole for YEARS. I'm glad you came in and realized its true form. <3

Also that Illu twerking picture LOL so good.

O.o
I have weird fetishes...but yeah...I didn't think of that with the pole...still have a hard time thinking about it like that.

Ignoring the fish hooks in this thread that are baited in to people opening up on their various kinks, I will point out that this is, in fact, the internet. If poles are involved in any sort of fire fighting, I guarantee you the flame in question is purely a metaphor.

That said, yes yes more sexy items.

In case anyone is wondering I don't have a fire fighter or a pole fetish to keep any record straight.

I hereby declare Illusion free of Agalmatophilia! And...there isn't a name for being attracted to firefighters, so I guess we'll just leave that one at that. Next patient!

Good. I have been coughing for two weeks now. What should I do, Dr. Salone?

I suggest coughing for just yourself instead of two separate weeks. Let them pick up their own slack, measurements of time should not have you doing that. Let them know gently but firmly that if they want a hack and cough, they'll have to do it themselves.

I don't believe you. :U

I've joked about this for years out of humor, and I'm wearing this out of obligation and silliness./explained

I diagnose this as an upcoming running joke. Have fun!

Illu, love, you don't have to be shy about the things you like. Nobody's here to judge you. <3

The joke is forming. I must embrace it the joke!
*Swirls around pole doing a 1440 degree spin.*

But then the Time Lords come...
They are tall, in dark suits,
Wearing the blood-red bow of horrors past,
Their hair, oh mercy, of rotting wood,
Their eyes, so merry at the sight of blood,
"Allonsy!" They cry to make you fry,
"Geronimo!" to drive your corpse home,
Beware, their blue box of doom!

...They come...

...I'm not entirely sure where the segue is here, or where it can proceed from there. So we'll just give you a clean bill of health and call the bill dealt with.