"Ah, well we'll have to keep the male and female papers in different pile won't we?" Canada asked in good humor before grabbing a pen. "Let's get to work on the leaning tower of paperwork."

"Actually, sir" The secretary said, "I think paper work has no gender and breeds asexually." The secretary hardly looked up from the paper but Canada could see a smirk on his face.

"No, they're bunnies." He whispers from the doorway, still giggling a bit. Bunnies, asexually reproducing....it's about the same either way. It means a lot of bunnies. Now he has an urge to try and make origami like bunnies. An army of them actually.

Canada looked up from the form he was signing when he head the Confederacy talk, "Bunnies?" He gave the paperwork a look. "More like cells, those reproduce even faster." He grinned at the Confederacy.

It was the secretary who said, "That would explain alot about the papers. If they are bunnies they must also have souls, very evil souls."

"True, but cells make two of the exact same cell. That would make the paper work easier...half of it would be duplicates. Do you have any paper I can use?" He wants to make the bunnies. He starts laughing at what the secretary says. "Evil bunnies!"

"Yes, evil bunnies." The secretary agrees. "And there is unused paper behind where Canada is sitting."

Canada is pretending to pout while doing his work, "I think paper work is more cell like and less bunny like."

"Yay!" He just gets some paper and sits down...until he notices the fake pout and giggles as he starts to make the bunny army. "One bunny." He's just going to make an army of bunnies. "Two bunnies....this is your paperwork, but it multiples a lot quicker."

Canada is stifling a laugh as he alternates between doing paperwork and watching the bunny army grow. "I take back my statement, paperwork is bunnies."

Oh, he isn't done with making the bunny army. It's just going to keep growing. "I wonder how many of these I could make in one day?" He just smiles at Canada. "Good...because if they were cells...you'd never finish the paperwork."

"Doing paperwork forever would be boring." Canada said "I probably see if I could retire or allow myself to disolve into another country so I would not have to deal with it." Doing paperwork for all his life is not appealing in the slightest to Canada.

"You could probably make several thousand in one day." The secretary said. "Because it is supposably possible to make 10,000 cranes a day, so bunnies might be close in number."

He's starting to make a pyramid like thing out of the bunnies. "I trust certain people to do the paperwork. Others....I wouldn't." So he doesn't have to do all of it. "Can you imagine that many bunnies." It's obvious that he now wants to try for it. AN ARMY OF BUNNIES!

"Yes, some people could not be trusted with paperwork at all." Canada agreed.

"If we get done with our paper work, we'll help you with your paper bunny plot." The secretary said pleasantly which cause Canada to give him an alarmed look.

"We will?" Canada could not remember agreeing to this before.

"Yep...and those people...don't get to do any...and, so...they rejoice." It's true, they probably do. "Really?" See those chibi eyes? You can't say no to those. No one can. "Yay! Bigger bunny army!" He's way too happy about the bunny army. If no one could tell that is.

"Yes, they probably build their entire lives so they won't have to do paperwork." Canada mutted pretending to believe that some people actually did.

The secretary, still mostly focaused on his work, "Yes, that is how the bunnies' get their followers, they use their cute eyes to make us mind slaves." Canada gives his secretary a look then shakes his head assuming the paperwork had gone to his head.

"It wouldn't surprise me either way. I don't like paperwork either." Though he wouldn't work to avoid it that much. He's kind of bouncing in his seat as he makes the bunnies. "And that's how little kids get you too!" He just giggles a bit. He likes this secretary person.

{The nameless secretary that orignally wasn't supposed to have a large part.}

The secretary nods, "We are all under their control and they wipe our minds when they are through with us." The secretary says this as fact. "That is why bunnies and children gravitate towards each other, because they feel a common calling in each other."

Canada finally cracks and starts laughing. "Bunnies and children are a common evil?" That was how his secretary made it sound.

William is giggling as the secretary talks. "I like you so far." He just smiles. "Maybe that's why people have such bad memories." He's still giggling. "The ultimate evil duo. Dun. Dun. Duuuuuuuuuun." And that's when he starts laughing.