Banned for being near water

Banned for having a ton of eyes

Banned for laying an egg

Banned for being a chameleon.

Banned for having a nice mat

Banned for wearing a wig

Banned for HOW DARE YOU THINK THIS IS A WIG IT TOOK ME LITERAL CENTURIES TO GET THIS STYLE RIGHT

Banned for being so old your hair is white!!

Banned for hating on my age! How else would I have gotten this tall with little water

Banned for calling me ageist

Banned for blending in.

Banned for being sleepy

Banned because my avatar looks fabulous.

Banned for being festive