Banned for wanting me to hold a decapitated bunny

Banned for not being supportive of the bodily challenged.

Banned for having dotted eyebrows

Banned for bringing pets inside the building.

Banned for not allowing pets in the building!

Banned for insubordination!

Banned for not feeding me, which leads to hangry insubordination.

Banned for being hungry. lol

Banned because THRRPT!

Banned because you stepped on your horse's back twic3! with purple paint!

Banned for hanging in the sewers

Banned for rainbows, and dogs with too many heads.

Banned for hitting everything within 5 feet every time you turn around to see stuff behind you.

Banned for eh?

(I thought of your dangly long arms accidentally whipping around, and smacking people in the face like a ponytail. But it's longer than a ponytail, so I guessed 5 feet.)

Banned for Canadian-speak.

Banned for thinking we Canadians say eh. XD