Hey.. Kiddis. Want some candy?
*Opens trench coat*

Kiddiss - I don't know... I don't trust that ... HAHAHHA!

But Kiddiss isn't a child... >w>

What does being a child have to with it? I'm old and I like candy.

Then come to my ice cream truck with tinted windows. THEN YOU WILL RECEIVE THE CANDY.

I think ~ That sounds like there are going to be doing an Amber Alert for a Fauxreal if I do.

I ALSO HAVE BANANA ICE CREAM POPS, AND STRAWBERRY RIPPLE~!

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Banana ice cream pop? Strawberry ripple? owo
What the crap? owo

*wonders what the crap is being talked about in here right now* owo

xDDD
Darn! MY PLAN IS FOILED!

What plan was that, Illu? owo

i think he wanted people to get in his (g)rape van. HAHAHAAHAHA!

I'm 'old' too, and I don't like candy. >w>
It's too sweet for me. ;w;
So I refrain from eating it now, and have been for a while, though there are other not-as-sweet snacks that I do like to eat. ;3

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I see... owo

It's alright Ari, we'll have to keep you safe from perverts. HAHAAH!

*hides behind Faux and her long hair for protection from the rapists* owo

You are bulletproof, right, Faux? >w>

Well.... I am now!

Oh, good, good! Otherwise I may be in trouble. D:
But thankfully you are.
*dubs Faux as my personal bulletproof shield* <8D