:: snickers;: are you sure you don't want one of the featherwood ones? That way it can be deceptively easy to bash someone over the head with...

But it would be too light to do any lasting damage. Those things would stun at most

::crazy eyes:: but once they're dazed they can be restrained, and then when they wake up they can get their just rewards for being...uhm...right...::blinks a few times::
Tea?

Oh, right tea. I guess we're just going to have to go through all of the cabinets then. ::opens nearest drawer:: SWEET a flamethrower!!!!

:: pulls open a drawer:: are those...why is this cannister labeled 'Mustard Gas'? What a silly way to apply a condiment...

Nonononono, that's brilliant! You just open it up and everything gets covered in mustard. Really, what will they think of next?

::moving to the next one:: apparently, next they'll think of extra ammunition, looks like extra magazines for a repeating machined gun. Those new Howitzer model's most likely.

::Looks in another:: Have you noticed how much flour they have? I didn't know Sebas-chan baked this much

Doesn't surprise me, have you seen how many cakes he eats in a week? It's a miracle he's not the size of this mansion....

-wanders inside-

Someone mentioned cake?!

Ugh why is everyone suddenly here?! Sebastian ~!

Yes young master? -bowing before him- Is something the matter?

Why is everyone here, I demand to know this right now.

:: returning from having unsuccessfully raiding the kitchen for tea::
Oh, there you are Ceil, dear, oh, and Sebastian :: pats:: do you know you have a variety of inedible things in your kitchen? And apparently no tea....